Comedy & Funs

The stupid guy and the doctor

there was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said “doctor I have a fever” the doctor said “you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine” the sick one said ” but doctor, i only have 3 spoons what shall i do? 🙂

Learning English

A Portuguese is learning English and has to make up a sentence with the words green, pink and yellow, so he begins:

I woke up this morning and the phone goes “green,green”, i pink up the phone and say “Yellow?” 🙂

Doctor and Kids

Two friends run to a doctor, one of them said,
‘Doctor, I accidentally swallowed a marble. Please get it out from my stomach.’
Doctor: Yes sure, but why your friend is here?
Boy: Because it’s his marble. 🙂

Doctor and Patient
Patient: You couldn’t treat my malaria disease, don’t I have cancer?
Doctor: No, why do you think that?
Patient: Another doctor treated my friend as a malaria patient, but he died on cancer.
Doctor: Relax, I don’t do much mistakes. If I treat anyone as a malaria patient, he always dies due to malaria. 🙂

Operation Theatre Joke
Patient: I will be fine after the operation, right?
Doctor: yes. But the operation is very complicated. Nine out of ten people die after this operation.
Patient: What? Then how come you are getting sure about my safety?
Doctor: Maybe you are the luckiest tenth person. 🙂

Son and Dad

Son: Dad, how much is 5+5?
Dad: You dumb, you don’t know this. go and get a calculator. 🙂

Boy Friend and Girl Friend.

Boy Friend: I want to share everything with you, joy, sadness, happy moments every single second of day.
Girl Friend: OK lets START with your ATM Password first. 🙂

Boy and Girl.

boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.

Boy: asks politely: is this seat empty?
Girl :(furiously) yes! and once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty. 🙂

مال چینایی

یک نفر زن چینایی ګرفته بود یک سال بعد زنش فوت کرد
یک سال بعد دوستش آمد
ګفت:چی ګپ است؟
ګفت:زنم مرده
ګفت:درغمش نباش مال چینایی یکبارمصرف است

بی عقل

یک بی عقل در طیاره نشسته بود و طیاره در حال سقوط بود، همگی ترسیدند اما این بی عقل آرام نشسته بود از او پرسان کردند که تو نمیترسی؟ گفت: طیاره پدرم خو نیست که تشویش کنم

دختر شش ساله

روزي دختر شش (٦) ساله ای در كودكستان از استاد پرسان ميكند كه آيا دختر ٦ساله هم حامله ميشود؟ استاد ميگويد نه خير، از آخر صنف پسري ميگويد: راحت شدي ترسو؟

ملا نصرالدین

یک روز ملانصرالدین خرش را به سختی می زد و رهگذری از آنجا می گذشت و پرسید که چرا می زنی گفت ببخشید اگر می دانستم که با شما خویشاوندی دارد این کارو نمیکردم

گاو و گوساله

ﺭﻭﺯ ﯾﮏ ﭘﺪﺭ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺴﺮﺵ
ﮔﻔﺖ، ﺍﯾﻦ
ﻃﻮﺭﯾﮑﻪ ﮐﻪ ﺗﻮ ﺩﺭﺱ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﻧﯽ ﺩﺭ
ﺁﯾﻨﺪﻩ ﺣﺘﯽ ﯾﮏ ﮔﻮﺳﺎﻟﻪ ﻫﻢ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺷﯽ.
ﺍﺻﻼ ﻣﯽفهمی ﮔﻮﺳﺎﻟﻪ ﭼﯿﺴﺖ ؟ ﭘﺴﺮ: ﺑﻠﯽ ﻣﯽ
فهمم، ﮔﻮﺳﺎﻟﻪ ﮐﺴﯿﮑﻪ ﭘﺪﺭﺵ ﮔﺎﻭ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ

دخترک مقبول

یک دختر از رفیق خود یک پیغام گرفت دراو نوشته شده بود:چشمهایت مثل آهوست…قدت مثل درخت سرو است…زلفت مثل شب تاریک است… خوب از دختر تعریف کردو گفت خلاصه هیچ جایت به آدم نمیماند

Illustration of Kabul Society 🙂


Modern BMW 🙂

Animal Rights, Use of Right 🙂

Human Rights 🙂

Modern Hair Style 🙂


2 responses to “Comedy & Funs

  1. ALi

    April 10, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    Second Picture is the RAlity Of afghan Society

  2. yousuf

    April 10, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    following girls pple use the same styles !! heheh


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